The Asphalt World

Finally I have another update! I totally forgot I was also planning to upload Donna, Cynthia, and Nathan, but they'll be coming soon (hopefully), though I can't promise anything. They'll be up eventually though, I promise that. Anyways, update!

So we start off with Stuart slowly learning how to talk,.


But Billy and Sydney both don't really approve.


Ethan just sits and smoulders.


D'aww. ;3;


sdhfjkd No comment on this one.


Moooore babies.


Sydney: PILLOW FIIIIGHT. 8D


Billy: NO. You STOP that. RIGHT NOW. This is SILLY. >|


... Oh hi, plumbob.


This is how I know they really care for each other. ashjdkhsd


Annnnd then Ethan broke the tub.


I... don't even know. ahdjkahs


>> Billy, stop mentally scarring your sister.


And then THIS happened. :| Peaches is now in the family.


sdfjkdsh Too much going on here.


At least Billy has someone else other than Sydney to play with.


While Sydney is... alone. asjhdkahjs


Finally, Ethan goes ahead and starts teaching Stuart something other than how to talk.




Sydney is still alone.


And Billy is trying to figure out a way to make Peaches real.


Sdyney appears to be the only child that never got a doll. ashdkjash


Uh... >>


Manic, I tell you.


Buuuump.


D'aww, father daughter time.


And... drumming time.


While Elvira was drumming, Ethan invited Misti over and... I found them like this and found out they had kissed. Wtf. Wtf Ethan. Just wtf.


Sydney obviously doesn't approve.


After sending Misti home, Ethan went about as if nothing happened. asjdkasdkl


Elvira seemed completely oblivious.


BUT SYDNEY KNEW. And apparently wants nothing to do with Ethan now.


I'm not sure if Billy ever knew. He was just... doing this the whole time.


Stuart is happily unaware.




Time for Sydney's birthday. :3








Not bad. ;3; Still an Elvira clone though, I think.


Also, it's Stuart's birthday.




I think he's looking like a good mix.


I went to go find a boyfriend for Sydney. Took forever, but I finally found a teen... at the laundromat.


She thinks he's like a rare jewel. Indeed he is.






They hit it off pretty good together.




Once Ethan got home from work that night, Elvira came out and started yelling at him for cheating... Someone must have told her - but I don't know who. sahjdkashd


She was ready to smack a bitch though. askdjjaskl


Well... you can imagine Ethan asking if she's upset didn't end well. hasjkdhas


Stress caused labour? >.>




She decided she didn't want to hear Ethan's voice anymore and went to give birth in the hall. Alone. ashkjdasdaj


And it's another boy!


Meet Randy... he's... going to look interesting as he grows up. adhjkshd


Sydney's not-boyfriend doesn't approve of Randy.


And Elvira wants nothing to do with Ethan. She won't even sleep in the same bed as him. She ended up sleeping on the couch. sahdjkasd


Billy finally managed to make a potion for Peaches.




Ta-da, Peaches.


First thing Billy does? "LOOK AT ALL MY BADGES. 8D"


Apparently Randy is in the kids' room... asdjhkjks


asdfhjkas Yep.


Ethan went and read him to sleep. All was well.


"Hey... hey... I got a secret for you... :3 I still love yooooou."


"Pffft, yeah. Right."


"GET THOSE INVISIBLE FLOWERS AWAY FROM ME." He's trying. Really trying. XD


Oh god, Sydney is having a moodswing.


And once Ethan leaves for work, Elvira starts crying over his cheating. ;__;


And the maid is afraid of the dart board.


Random.


Teaching Randy how to talk finally. asdhjkashdk


Seems like Ethan's confusing poor Stuart rather than helping him... asdjkahd


Sydney... stop with the rigging of the toilet. Really. ahsjdkashd


Somehow Stuart found out about Ethan cheating on his mother. "You know, I think it's pretty shitty what you did to mom. :|" "Yeeeeah, I guess?"


Time for Billy's birthday. :<








shfjsakh This is going to be a hard choice once they grow up.


And Peaches ages up with him.




Yeah, I love her. ajsdkahsd


Elvira cries over Ethan again. ;_;


And these two casually start flirting. >.>


Elvira tries to act as if she wants nothing to do with Ethan still. ashdkajhs


For some reason, Peaches didn't go to school for like, two days... but never got in trouble. asjhdkhs


Random celebrity I spotted while Elvira was in the bookstore. ajdkashd


Finally, Sydney takes matters into her own hands when it comes to helping Randy.


Still an unhappy marriage.


After a day of being bullied at school (seriously, a notification popped up saying he was shoved into a locker and covered in shaving cream ahsdkjahs), Stuart decided to make his family pay by rigging the computer. ashdjkahd


Then he went ahead and pretended he was a prince. ajdkajhsdk




Girl drummers everywhere in this legacy.


First time they've slept in the same bed since Elvira found out.


And d'awwwww. ;__;




One day i found out Stuart skipped school in order to sit out on the sidewalk in the middle of nowhere... singing to his doll. Or giving it tongue. I'm not sure which. sdfhjaskdhks I'm not here to judge.


;__; Elvira's birthday.








Not as bad as I thought she'd be.


Ethan's face when he got home from work. ashdjkahd And he was promoted too.


Shortly afterwards, he yelled at Stuart for skipping school.


So he went off to do his homework with this girl he brought back with him... >___>


Things seem to be returning to normal...


Yep. ;3;




Yeah, things are back to normal. ashdkajsjd


And we end with Randy's birthday.






sdfhsjkh I knew he'd turn out... interesting.