The Asphalt World

Oh god, guys, I'm so sorry. D: A lot of personal stuff has been going on and I honestly forgot about the legacy for awhile. And once I did remember, I didn't want to play. :\ I feel awful for telling you guys I'd hopefully be posting more often again only to disappear afterwards. ahsjkash But I'm here now and I come bearing another legacy update! So let's just move on to that.

We start out with some love between Billy and Peaches.




Finally he got the nerve to ask her to be his girlfriend. ashjjkdhs


>.> ... I'm sorry, Elvira.


I'm REALLY sorry.


First time she's ever gone to work though. ahjsdakhs


Sydney spends most of her time at home calling that boy I can't remember the name of... ahskds


OH GOD ETHAN WHAT THE HELL.


Oh... okay... good.


>.> I will always love these pictures. Children are such creepers.


Elvira vomited as soon as she came home. ashkjash Sorry again. D;


And then... prom night. :3 Billy was the only one with a date, so I focused on him. ahjskdhs






At least they're both dorks... >.> They're perfect for each other.


Off to prom they go.


Sydney's not boyfriend was there... but they didn't dance together.


Billy won prom king.




Elvira sensing something wrong with the force.


Yep.


Peaches was the only one arrested for staying out too late. ashjdkashd


So she spent the rest of the night doing homework.


While Billy and Sydney did this most of the night.


Then suddenly it was Stuart's birthday. :<








Everyone goes through that awkward growth spurt, right...? >>


Ah, better. Notice Ethan laughing in the background. ashdjkahsd


He wasn't laughing for long though. 'Cause it was his birthday too. >>








"... What the hell is this crap?"


Yeah, not laughing anymore, are you?


sfhjkdh Don't feel so bad.


And so he didn't. He got over his mid-life crisis easily enough. ashdjskh


Annnnd then I moved them into a bigger house. Because the small lot was lagging with how much I had to pile into it with 7 and a half sims. ashdjaksh


They seemed to enjoy it right off the bat though.


I even hired a butler. Thank god. ahsjdash


While Peaches discovered the hot tub... >>




No, Stuart, that's cool... hanging out in your work-out clothes... jhaskdhasd


Randy, meanwhile, was mostly ignored so he hung around and explored the new place.


Sydney loathes homework.


Now that there's a butler around, Elvira can... drink. While pregnant. ahsdjkashd I don't even...


They're actually eating like a family! ... Minus Randy and Billy. I don't know where they were. ahdajkshd


Well, there's Billy.


Meanwhile, horrible bright lighting.


And horrible dark lighting!


He caught a butterfly though.


And Peaches decided to sleep in the butler's bed. hsadkjahs


No idea what's going on here, really. ashdkajhsd


Or here. Except that Ethan's realized he stinks. ahsdjhs


So he goes to use the newly furnished bathroom.


While Billy sits disgusted by his own brother. ashdjkahs


To be honest, Stuart is a bit strange. ahjdsah


Random picture.


Ladies and gentlemen... Peaches.


Calling her not boyfriend again.


Randy demands attention.


Sydney's not boyfriend arrives.


;3;


Still... not boyfriend? hsfjakshd


... She's eating his nose? shdfajksh


While the butler looks on. >__>


D'aww.


I really need to re-design that chair... hjhdsf


More cute.


I really should take note on that guy's name. asdjkahsd


For some reason, I think they're discussing Hamlet.


While the teens are busy betting money on... foosball.




He peed himself on the way out... ashjdjkashd


Then suddenly, this happened. sdhfjksadhf "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!"


This makes more sense. Ethan's psychic abilities never cease to amaze me.


Annnd then he went to sleep. shdjkfjsdh




And... it's another boy. :| His name is Dewey.


And he's broken Elvira's back apparently. hjfkdhasd


But he is adorable. jhdkfha


Peaches taught him how to walk.


While Stuart looked creepy while climbing into bed. hsdkfjhd


Randy played in the sandbox even though he apparently hates being outside... hdfhj


Since he hates being outside, he came in eventually...


And Ethan decided to teach Dewey about the time he cheated on Elvira.


Finally, Randy's birthday!








sdhfjkjsd Still pretty awkward looking. He'll grow out of it though.


I don't even... hsakdjas


Picking up Dewey's doll in the mail.


Can't remember its name. hfjkash Puzzle, I think.


I love the new bear that came with the Halloween pack, okay? >.>


Looking not as awkward from the side. ahjsdhas


Elvira, stop scaring Dewey.


Damnit, Randy... :|


NO MORE IMAGINARY FRIENDS. See what they do? They make people think you're crazy.


See how distraught the butler is?! hskajfhas


D'aww.


Even Billy's helped.


Butler made lobster for dinner.


I remembered it's Elvira's favourite food. XDD


Yeah, babies can be annoying. shdkahsd


Randy, you are not making that thing real. No.


And we end abruptly with Peaches using the slip-n-slide. hasdkjash

I can't promise any quick updates, especially since I have to call in for jury duty next week, but I don't plan on giving this up, so just keep checking! I'm sorry again that it's taken so long.